Farmlands 2011

Whenever I introduce my friends to Settlers of Catan, I tell them its a communist version of Risk. It’s a muddled analogy at best, but what I mean is: the wheat. Farmlands reminds me of that same flaxen gold. It’s a conversational white, one that avoids simple classification into buttery or citrus. Farmlands presents bright up front; its got a …

Bridgeview 2013

Sometimes you get invited, through your own work- or dragged by a friend to some kind of holiday/charity party, that, while vaguely dull and suffocating, you end up having a good time anyway. Bridgeview is like that. Cloyingly sweet, this is the wine equivalent of effusive small talk- this wine is full of time-honored and unfunny jokes that nonetheless render …

Eola Hills 2012

You know the particular magic of still living in the place that raised you. There was that one beat venue in town- a place that held your fascination until you thought your neck was going to burst. Everything your older siblings decried it for, its squat slanting roof, that one window that looked like a black eye- it gave you …

Acrobat 2012

For a central metaphor about Acrobat, you have to look no further that the title. This is a nimble wine, a lot more flexible than others in its breed. It manages to swing and swerve around the common pitfalls of table wine- the sugar isn’t shouting for the alcohol to pipe down. Here we find a limb-spinning semi-erotic theatre of …